Gym Teacher 1: Who has the biggest muscles?
Me: Uh obviously me.
Gym Teacher 2: Who has the biggest eyes?
Me: U obviously me.
Gym Teacher 1: Who has the biggest man power? ::points to crotch::
Me: Uh obviously me.
Gym teacher's story:
I love dogs. I really really love dogs. When I was growing up, and this only happened in the country, my family would raise dogs to eat. I would play with them and one day a dog would disappear and I would ask my um-ma where the dog went. She would say "wasn't it delicious?" I would cry and cry and be very sad for days and days but every time it happened it got easier until one day I found myself sitting there, petting the dogs saying "one day you will make a very delicious soup...what a good dog."
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